fishmonger: I have to imagine that sex with Princess Bubblegum (or any other citizen of the Candy Kingdom) would be horribly sticky and thoroughly uncomfortable for all parties involved.
Anonymous1: I was going to say that's why Marceline's a better choice, but she's probably really cold, and there's the potential problem of her transforming into something horrifying during sex.
fishmonger: I was thinking about it... out of all of the females, I think Jungle Princess is the closest to a human that Finn could end up with. Everyone else is candy, breakfast food, slime, a ghost, fire, etc. None of that sounds like it would be fun to fuck, not even a little bit... so Jungle Princess it is.
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