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UploaderSen,
TagsBlaziken, Flareon, Porkyman
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Draccy: its cute and funny at the same time
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Anonymous1: not cute, not funny
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Synonymous_Red_X: It's more lolwut than either.
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Jeb: no.
that's not it either.
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Coelacanth: Anyway you piss I can piss better :D
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Dagger: uh...Blaziken got a hardon while pissing..
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Rat: Who doesn't? :V
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Dagger: :O Rat you little rascal!
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Rat: Pee pee in your poo poo?
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ViolentRatista: Oh look, it's Rat.

HAI DADDEH.

PS. This picture is terrible. And I wank to men shitting out bugs. That's how very terrible it is.
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Rat: Daddy? o_o
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Gremrat: Your hideous mpreg lovechild with Soemele. I just found her recently. Outside my window. Raping a giant insect.

What else haven't you told me?
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ViolentRatista: Ask Gremrat for details. :D

I believe she is constructing a memorial to the HAWT NIGHT RAT FORGOT.
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ViolentRatista: Grem: Hay, it's not rape if you hit it with bugspray first. Then it's necrophelia! :D
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Gremrat: IT WAS SO HAWT THE TABLE LABIA VOMITED.
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evilpika: Holy fucking hell, the rodent horde is growing!
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Gremrat: (Ah, right, insectonecrophilia. My mistake.)
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ViolentRatista: Admit it evilpika, the notion of rodent hordes causes your heart to go all-a-flutter.
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Gremrat: That's right, pika! You lagamorphs don't stand a CHANCE! MWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
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Rat: Wait, what, I gave birth to... this? o_0
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O_Rly: HAHAHA, OH WOW
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ViolentRatista: No no no, Soemele was the mother. It was explosive mpreg. So explosive. The blood jet was fifty feet in the air, it was beautiful.

...

*fapfapfapfap*
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Gremrat: No, Soemele did. To be precise, she exploded from his gut in an amazing guro display.
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Gremrat: Damn, she beat me to it.
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evilpika: You know it to be true, SHE IS YOUR DAUGHTER...
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Sen: Someone should 34 the birth of whoever the fuck you guys are discussing.
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Gremrat: Sen: Working on it.
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ViolentRatista: ^ read between the lines Sen. It's all laid out for you, like a limbless ass pony full of sake.
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Rat: I've never had gay sex though... unless rule 63'd Soemele was being raped by me while I was sleep raping again! o_o
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Sen: LOL I knew it, its great when these kinds of discussions lead to new 34. I almost did it yesterday to pimp when he was making an ass of himself but didn't have the energy. :(
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ViolentRatista: Rat, there's this thing called YAOI. And in this thing called YAOI, there's a land called guro. And in that land called guro, mpreg abounds. And when you put the three together, beautiful disgusting things happen.
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Gremrat: ...so THAT'S where I got my sleep raping habit... I always assumed it was from Greta's side of the family.
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Rat: Someone YAOI'd me!? Okay NOW I feel offended for real. So much that I am concidering LEAVING PAHEAL FOR GOOD!

TO be continued...
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Gremrat: Hey, I've been straight'd more than a few times, it's only fair.
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Jeb: tl;dr
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evilpika: Tune in next time for: The Young and the Ratcest.
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Anonymous2: Was this soap opera cancelled, or is has it not been updated because of the writer's strike? I demand a logical and fulfilling conclusion!
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Anonymous3: I don't find u cute I don't find u funny
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tanisuke: awesome
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Anonymous4: I was going to post a funny comment somewhat along the lines of "it burns when I pee", but upon reading the comments I realise my sad excuse for a joke doesn't stand a chance
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espeonmaster: So... how long do we have before the rodents destroy me?
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Sangheili: Rat stay and hav bisexual sex wit blasekin like me
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Anonymous5: there should be a post all about this sort of thing (comparing and etc.)
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Anonymous6: "Those bushes need watering."
"Not anymore!"
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Anonymous7: the LAST thing a fire type should worry about is water...

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